| Real Trailer Trash Category Definitions - click thumbnails for full sized images |

ass trash
quite simply - the trashiest real holes on the 'net |

auto trash
real trailer trash and cars - a match made in heaven |

baldy trash
fuck rogaine - baldy trailer trash doesn't give a shit |
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bear trash
this bear collection has that pungent "trailer" scent |

bed trash
definitely eats crackers in bed and never gets kicked out |

beefy trash
fully epitomizes the term "meat and potatoes" fellah |
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bike trash
hell raisers bent for a deep vibration underneath them |

blubber trash
nothing is sacred - flash 1/2 of an oreo and the dudes will play |

boner trash
any harder and this breed of trailer trash is gonna split |
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business trash
obviously a turd can take up a fine polishing |

city trash
yo boiz! promises some of that bling bling - if you lick his jewels real nice |

clean trash
they lather, rinse and repeat to no avail |
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couch trash
trailer trash's perch of choice - the rattier the fabric - the better |

cowboy trash
seen roaming the trailer range (between Lots #6 and #42) |

cumming trash
usually lets it fly and far no clean up required |
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cutie trash
yes, they exsist! however, so do all the trailer tell-tale signs |

drunk trash
100% proof - the difference between gay and a straight is 3 beers |

festival trash
nothing's "festive" without a batch of them in the crowd |
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new filthy-trash
piss stains, used motor oil and mud wallor - these are a few of his favorite things |

fisted-trash
clenches his fist once inside - gettin off ass trash off is hard work |

flabby-trash
unike blubber trash - flabbys need a whole oreo to play |
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fratboy-trash
enrolling in trailer trash 101 will balance any curriculum |

fucking-trash
gettin jiggy in the trailer as trashy as they can |

goober-trash
grab a banjo - straight out of james dicky's "deliverance" |
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grandpa-trash
expect a little more when he asks you to play "knee horsey" |

gruff-trash
never double combs his hair - likes rough sex and your fingers bare |

hairy-trash
ok chewbacca fans -
no nairburnt man pussies here |
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happy-trash
life can be so rosey especially
when you're trashy |

hippy-trash
a trailer full of crystal, deadhead videos and goldenseal tea |

homeless-trash
amazing what trailerless
trash will do for $3 |
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hung-trash
trailer park unrest! we found what's causing those late night shrills of ecstacy |

jackoff-trash
old fashioned spit waxing - real trailer trash style |

jock-trash
gym 5x+ week, spotted dumbfounded in the spring water aisle |
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leather-trash
paint the trailer black and whip out the frozen crisco balls |

military-trash
trash at full attention to their own service |

missthang-trash
panty-parading heel-clickin sassy trailer cunts |
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mullet-trash
that unmistakable coiffurer - real trailer trash's sweetest plume |

muscle-trash
ripples and bulges in all the right places |

orgy-trash
not a big effort to set-up - real trailer trash can simply sniff them out |
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outdoor-trash
fresh air, beautiful scenery fabu front porches and trash |

pissing-trash
doesn't care to hold it until we get home trash |

poppers-trash
waits till his head throbs before you can stick it in |
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qculture-trash
trailer trash's behavior has found it'sway into mainstream queer culture |

redneck-trash
primo real trailer trash - over half actually live in trailers |

rimming-trash
suck my ass!" an insult? nahh.. It's trash's best pick-up line |
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rugrat-trash
knee and forehead carpet burns - true signs of rugrat trailer trash |

shaved-trash
keeps it smooth - but often falls victim to nair man pussy burn-up |

shy-trash
skilled in masking identity and yet, blatantly reveals trashy side |
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skinny-trash
hard knockin with bones is the best, just bring him a sandwhich next time |

new sleeping-trash
doesn't git up until the sun bakes a turd in his ass |

smoking-trash
orally fixed, pacified trash looks butch but giggles when poked |
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squatting-trash
squatting trash always has the optimum lolly licking advantage |

straight-trash
yep - straight - that's straight to the first wet hole they can find |

strange-trash
what the fuck?! we're truely
at a loss for words |
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stripper-trash
go-go boys either desperate for the dollar or to outpace the crowd |

sucked-trash
we're all sucked trash. real
sucked trash makes it an artform |

tattooed-trash
from the exquisite arm band to the outrageous. this trash category rocks |
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techie-trash
ubiquitious, glued to the net, daily cyber jerking - techie trash is you |

tight-trash
10 percent body fat (or less)- real tight trash is simply fascinating |

tiolet-trash
when the trailer's couch, rug, bed and shower are taken. why not? |
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uncut-trash
uncut trash is special, you can peel the skin back for a funky prize
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vintage-trash
sepiatoned fact: real trailer trash has always been around |

webcam-trash
don't block his shot - he's got a crowd to please - and a double-wide financed |
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